bacon and mayonnaise, bacon and mayonnaise, bacon and mayonnaise...

British food actually is terrible! Apparently pasta with chicken and tomato sauce means pasta with chicken, tomato sauce, and mayonnaise. A sandwich with sundried tomato and mozzarella spread is actually wheat bread, a heap of mayonnaise and minimal mozzarella and sundried tomato bits. The grilled chicken BLT sandwich (that sounds amazing) ends up being flat bread slathered in mayonnaise and shredded romaine lettuce, topped with a hardboiled egg, unseasoned chicken, and massive amounts of bacon. I cannot believe this is the standard - high five America, you are still superior in one department.

Augh! I'd give anything to taste something savory right now.